Chet Hanson is my Boyfriend...

It's tweaked, of course, cuz it's in the dream world...

Such as living alone with Dad, cuz no one else exists anymore...
And living next-door to my eleventh-grade English teacher...
(Though Mrs. Weber was pretty cool)
And living on a lake...
Where the water comes up past the house sometimes...
(How dumb is that?)
And my room is painted, but different, and I'm trying to paint a cool flower, but I misjudge the lines...
And then on the other side, we have the man of our dreams, who lives with his mother Gwen, though she's called CW, short for 'Claire's Wife' and Claire is her girlfriend...
And the house is actually a restaurant, at least on the main level, which is pretty sweet...
(But still weird, you know?)
And, guess what?
I'm still only nineteen...
And he's younger of course...
(WHAT IS THIS OBSESSION WITH YOUNGER GUYS??? AUGH...)
And before I know his name, he kisses me...
And Dad freaks out about me having a boyfriend so there's no privacy...
Until we hide out in Weber's backyard with a bunch of gray cats...
(Why gray? I do not know...)
And Dad calls her, asking if she knows where we are, but she doesn't give us away, only tells us not to do anything wrong...
Whereafter I tell her I don't do that sort of thing, never have...
And he's totally surprised by that, but doesn't freak over it...
Though he does ask how many boyfriends I've had...
(JUST ONE, THANK YOU!!)
And we can hear my Dad calling for us...
And then someone turns the music up...

And I'm back in the real world...
*sigh*